It's a D20ragon!

by Dragondorf 2010-03-08, 1 people found this review helpful

This shirt gets five stars because it's simply an awesome looking Dragon, but wait! There's more. This piece is magical. I went to the renaissance faire with this shirt on my stick-like frame and I could almost feel like the Dragon on the shirt. As I walked past the LARPers and merchants I could feel my Dragon-like tail in the mud and dirt of the faire. As I walked from the tomato throwing gallery and past the man stuck in the toilet low and behold I was surrounded by beautiful Dragon Slaying Maidens! And me feeling like a Dragon that day boy did they want to slay me. But they would never be able to slay the Great Wyrm on this shirt so I backed off for their own safety while I pushed up my glasses.

Then I entered the arena. Foam/Latex sword in hand with my chain-mail pants (I didn't want to hide my awesome new Dragon shirt so I didn't wear my armor). So I ran at a bunch of people with my lvl 17 sword and not before long I had dogged a couple "Magic Missiles" and killed off the blue team's mages. Then a hot warrior girl came out of nowhere and had almost slain me with her axe. But instead she offered me a gulp of her Hit Point potion and I was back on my feet. Then after eating some turkey legs she had me in her spell and we walked past the gate into our lives. Let out the Dragon within!

Pros: Looks way cooler than that Wrym I killed the other day after that Coup de grâce I pulled off.
Cons: It gets hotter than my cubical when in Direct sunlight. The Dragon is a bit off-center.